Bert Kreischer

bert kreischer

stand-up • podcast host • machine
Fully Loaded at Sea 2026
Fully Loaded at Sea 2026

Fully Loaded
at Sea 2026

November 19–23, 2026 Miami – Cozumel

Live performances by:
Bert Kreischer Whitney Cummings Ms. Pat Big Jay Oakerson Felipe Esparza Joe Derosa Rosebud Baker Katherine Blanford Ian Fidance Shane Torres Dave Williamson Cipha Sounds

Live Music Sets From:
The Docksiders: Yacht Rock Experience DJ Airwolf

Also Including:
Liberty Tattoo More to be announced!

Tickets: BertKreischerCruise.com
Permission to Party Tour

Bert is back on the road with the Permission to Party tour — bigger shows, wilder stories, and zero shirts. See all upcoming dates, cities, and ticket links in one place.

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Bert Kreisher

Bert Kreischer

Bert Kreischer’s career has evolved from being Rolling Stone’s 1997 "Number One Partier in the Nation," to one of the top grossing stand-up comics in the business, and now movie star. In 2022, Pollstar listed Bert as #4 in the “Top 10 Highest Grossing Tours,” performing to sold-out arenas around the globe. According to Forbes, Kreischer has been hailed as, “one of the best storytellers of his generation, seamlessly and sincerely sharing anecdotes about his family and fatherhood while proving that there’s a way to take his [party-boy] antics into middle-age.”

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Bert Kreischer Lucky Netflix Comedy Special
Bert Kreischer Lucky Netflix Comedy Special

Comedian Bert Kreischer returns with his fourth Netflix special, Bert Kreischer: Lucky. He dives into everything from shedding 45 pounds, the usual family antics, getting parenting tips from Snoop Dogg and more. Bert Kreischer is the luckiest guy around – and he’s recounting his blessings.

Streaming Now, only on Netflix.

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Podcasts

Berty Boy Productions - Bert in the Studio

Berty Boy Productions

Berty Boy Productions is the production home to the entire video and podcast solar system that orbits Bert Kreischer, including his friends, colleagues, and the Fully Loaded Comedy Festival. Berty Boy Productions provides a platform for podcasts specializing in stand-up and live comedy and was created to provide production services, publicity, and support to Bertcast, Wife Of The Party, Something’s Burning, Open Tabs, and many more to come.

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Berty Boy Productions
fully loaded comedy festival, bows
Fully Loaded Comedy Festival

Inspired by the spirit of outdoor music festivals, comedian Bert Kreischer's Fully Loaded Comedy Festival is a groundbreaking and uproarious celebration of laughter, bringing together top comedic talents for unforgettable performances in unique outdoor settings, creating a new era of comedy entertainment that's as wild and memorable as the man himself.

We brought the party back last summer and it was bigger and better than ever - keep an eye out for updates on future shows!

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Bert Kreischer The Machine DVD cover
Bert Kreischer The Machine DVD cover

The Movie The Machine

23 years ago, Bert Kreischer had an infamous experience with Russian mobsters while on a booze-soaked college trip. That trip has come back to haunt him as he and his estranged father (Mark Hamill) are kidnapped back to Russia by the mob to atone for something they say he did. Together, Bert and his father must retrace the steps of his younger self (Jimmy Tatro) in the midst of a war within a sociopathic crime family, all while attempting to find common ground in their often fraught relationship.

Stream @ Hulu
2 Bears 5K Presented by Netflix Is A Joke and brought to you by Por Osos

Join the First Ever: 2 BEARS 5K
WITH TOM & BERT!

On May 7th, 2024

The 2 BEARS committed to a 5K by May and instead of running just any old 5K, they’re running their own! Join Bert, Tom and many other celebrities this May 7, 2024 for the first ever 2 BEARS 5K presented by Netflix is a Joke Fest and brought to you by Por Osos.

Learn More at the official site.

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3 Bears 5K 2025
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We are back for our second year, and we’re taking the fun to a new location: Tampa, Florida! Get ready to join Tom Segura, Bert Kreischer, Jelly Roll and many others for an unforgettable experience!

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